Free gifts from the bicycle show

freebies

Free items picked up at the bicycle show, and how they will be useful:

  • Waterproofing liquid (soak then agitate thoroughly)
  • Aromatic massage gel for joints (and indeed muscles)
  • Sensitive face care hydro gel for men (no greasy residue)
  • Putty to repair things (finish with wetted spatula)
  • Firming body oil (firms within 2 weeks)
  • High protein recovery milk drink (shake well)
  • A Kit Kat

Having been out in the rain to fill in a hole I will be able to restore my weary joints and muscles, soften and nourish my skin (and improve my natural beauty), before sitting down for a chunky bar of chocolate and a milky drink.

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