What is the greatest quantity of velcro you have ever purchased in one go? I suspect one or two readers have picked up half a metre or 24 stick-on velcro coins whilst in John Lewis on a Saturday afternoon. There may even be those who have popped out to the haberdashers for a metre of white fresh from the roll, perhaps even a metre of black, who knows .
I don’t like to boast, but I am going to allow myself to on this one occasion.
Ten metres, my friends. Ten metres.