Letter to Rupert Walmsley, Director of Purple Paw web hosting and ITC Southampton

Open message to Rupert Walmsley, Company Director of Purple Paw Limited, the company who host my CartoonChurch.com website. Rupert Walmsley is also managing director of ITC in Southampton, via which this message has been sent, as all attempts to make contact via Purple Paw have failed. Dear Rupert, I am incredibly frustrated at the complete…

Open letter to the BBC Weather Forecasters

Open letter to the BBC Weather Forecasters

Dear the BBC Weather Forecasters, It would be really helpful if you could include a ‘washing forecast’ as part of your weather forecast updates. I have devised a system that you could use to show us whether it is worth putting washing outside on the line to dry or not. First of all you will…

Flat pack 3D calendars

Flat pack 3D calendars

This morning I received this letter and also a very similar one asking for information about flat pack calendars. When I was young I remember writing off to various people asking for information or samples. There was a ‘beer mat’ collecting craze when I was at primary school and we all used to write to…

Vodaphone

Vodaphone

[Click on the image to see it in a larger way] Message to Martin Jones, formerly of Essex We have been getting your post for the last two years. If you happen to be a Cartoon Blog reader I would highly appreciate you taking steps to rectify this. I have to admit that we are…

Scottish Power

From: dave at cartoonchurch dot com To: contactus at scottishpower dot com Dear Scottish Power, Today I had a call from one of your Scottish Power salesmen asking whether I would be interested in switching over to Scottish electricity from the English variety I am currently using. I was not too pleased about this, mainly…

Letter to the Chief Executive of Jet petrol stations

Dear the Chief Executive of Jet petrol stations, Re: Mashed Potato in Rayleigh I recently visited the Jet petrol station in Rayleigh in order to buy a packet of mashed potato. Upon taking it to the checkout the cashier was unable to scan the item and the scanning device made a negative-sounding ‘beep’. Unfortunately, as…