Christians against quiche

Quiche is an offence to people called Lorraine.

I noticed, via the Ship of Fools internet discussion area, that a move is being made to ban quiche from Christian gatherings.

To the Pope/Archbishop of Canterbury: I, the undersigned, say quiche has no place in right-thinking Christian society. No longer can I stand back and see quiche appear at every Christian get together. I urge you to ban this foul dish from our church halls and events for all time. Thank you.

There are 13 signatories at the time of writing. Mine is not among them. Nothing wrong with a good eggy slimy cheesy pastry-y flan.