Church Games Get The Ball Rolling With Cross Run

I notice that the Church Games are about to start in the Bahamas (scroll down the page to No 471).

The games officially got underway on Saturday with a Cross Run that is similar to the Commonwealth or the Olympic games torch run where a representative from each of denomination had the opportunity to run with the cross as it made its way around the city before ending at the Sir Kendal Isaacs Gym.

Apart from running with the cross I was wondering what other events should make up the Church Games. Pew hurdling? 100 metre dash up the aisle? Discus with the collection plate? Pole vaulting over the rood screen?

Most of these ideas were Maddie_C’s by the way, but I’m sure you can come up with more in the comments.