Church: the perplexing aspects

I try not to ask for cartoon ideas too often as it makes me look a bit unprofessional. I can only hide the truth for so long, so here I am again. I must say, before I go any further, that the ideas you gave me back in November have been a huge and great help to me. I have the whole comments section printed out along with a couple of e-mails that were sent, and I have regularly taken the list off to Costa coffee or the Hungry Horse to peruse. So thank you.

Today’s question, which is very general:

Which aspect of church do you find the most perplexing?

‘Church’ and ‘perplexing’ may be defined in any way you choose. I’m looking for any aspect of church life you’d like explaining. Many thanks in advance for any responses.

Bonus links:
I know that a few of you really enjoyed the John Shuttleworth video the other day, so here are a couple more I enjoyed:
John Shuttleworth – Austin Ambassador Y Reg
John Shuttleworth – Incident On Snake Pass

Sundry news and apologies:
I sent about 3 e-mails today, so I now only have 110 unanswered ones. If I have not answered yours it is nothing personal, it is just that I have administrational fatigue and occasional flagging of my organisational morale.

I am working on the no smoking signs. By working, I mean that I have borrowed by wife’s red fibre tip pen. That’s the ‘broad’ fibre tip, not the ‘fine’. I don’t think I’m going to need the ‘fine’. We shall see – I may yet change my mind and borrow the ‘fine’ as well.