Churchwardens

This is another ‘please help Dave with ideas for cartoons’ post.

Churchwardens.
If any readers are churchwardens I’d love to hear from you of course, but hopefully enough people reading might know a churchwarden to be able to give me some ideas. Of course other denominations won’t have ‘churchwardens’ as such, but you will have people who are in charge of organising things and looking after the buildings, which is sort-of the same. More or less.

My questions:
1) Are there any odd or unusual tasks which churchwardens get called upon to do?
2) If the churchwardens had a cupboard what would they keep in it?

Many thanks in advance for your answers. I drew a picture using some of your replies to the ‘Vicar’s study’ question today, and it is, though I say it myself, dashed marvellous.