Elixirs

A man just knocked on the door wanting to sell me windows.

He started off ‘Nothing exciting I’m afraid…’ which as an opening line isn’t great from a marketing point of view.

But the line I was most pleased with was, ‘Is the house yours or your Mum and Dads?’ I do look young for my age, but do I look that young??

Perhaps I should start a business selling age-defying elixirs.