Friday night television

8.30pm:

BBC 1: Just the Two of Us
An opportunity for the public to fritter away their money by voting for the unheard-of celebrity they would least like to hear singing.

ITV: Soapstar Superstar
An opportunity for the public to fritter away their money by voting for the unheard-of celebrity they would least like to hear singing.

Channel 4: Celebrity Big Brother
An opportunity for the public to fritter away their money by voting for the unheard-of celebrity they would least like to see doing nothing.

BBC 2: Grow your own
How to grow vegetables in your garden.