I have the wrong envelopes

One of the great things about starting a business is ordering stationery and office supplies from a business catalogue company. I had looked forward to doing this for some time. Well, the day finally arrived yesterday, so I have an absurd number of pens and enough A4 paper to draw a cartoon a day for the best part of 7 years.

But… I have the wrong envelopes. And yes, I think it was me rather than the catalogue company.

I am an idiot and a fool, and will be writing unusually small business letters for the rest of my life.