Lost property and the five-elbowed
I’m posting this lunchtime cartoon mainly for my own amusement rather than anyone elses. The truth is that I am against people with five elbows reading from lecterns or in fact doing anything in church, and am using the considerable influence of this blog to make a mockery of them. I know, it’s a narrowminded…
I’m posting this lunchtime cartoon mainly for my own amusement rather than anyone elses. The truth is that I am against people with five elbows reading from lecterns or in fact doing anything in church, and am using the considerable influence of this blog to make a mockery of them. I know, it’s a narrowminded and bigoted point of view, but it’s just what I believe. If you can convince me that the five-elbowed have any right to come within two or three metres of a lectern then I’ll take it all back, but in the meantime my point stands.
OK, today is hopefully the last time I will ask you for any cartoon ideas. I hope you have enjoyed giving the ideas – I have certainly enjoyed reading them and ideas from here and there have been terribly useful as I’ve been working towards my deadlines.
One final ideas appeal. Lost property. What do people leave behind in church? What is the most inappropriate or unusual lost property that might be left in a church? Actually, not too inappropriate come to think of it…