In Blandford Forum Santa has been getting into a bit of a pickle by causing a distraction in church. The Father Christmas in question was asked by a polite churchwarden to not wear his outfit, but was not happy about this and left. He later talked to the local newspaper and was a bit grumpy. The church website has the full account. The BBC also has a report.
Meanwhile an unrelated Santa is available for evangelistic purposes “within a 100 mile radius of Louisville, Kentucky”.
His hair is real…his beard is real…and his love for the Lord Jesus Christ is real.
Note from Dave: Apologies for these two stories. I am suffering from insomnia and a troubled mind and I thought posting them might help.