I am under pressure with the tax return and also important drawings which must be drawn. Therefore I am posting cartoons which had not, until this moment of desperation, met the exacting standards I usually require for drawings to be posted on this weblog.
For some reason I have spent much of the morning on the phone to Orange. My mobile telephone has never worked properly in the 2 years I have had it and for reasons I cannot fathom I chose this morning to contact them. Idiot.