Pure silliness. Fortunately, it being Monday, very few people are reading.
If anyone has time on my hands I’d welcome thoughts on the following.
What do you keep in your vestry? Odd or peculiar items from vestries you have known welcomed.
What is kept on the tables at the back of church? Odd or peculiar items from tables you have known at the back of churches you have known welcomed.
What might people who pilfered kneelers do with them?
Update: Please feel free to repost this cartoon on your blog – all I ask is that you put a link to my site. Thank you!