Things I learnt at the Basildon A & E

Upon returning with the fish and chips I learned that my wife had had a washing up accident and so we went to the Accident & Emergency unit at the Basildon hospital (she is ok – she has a cut on her hand but not serious enough to prevent her going to work, social activities…

Upon returning with the fish and chips I learned that my wife had had a washing up accident and so we went to the Accident & Emergency unit at the Basildon hospital (she is ok – she has a cut on her hand but not serious enough to prevent her going to work, social activities etc). I spent my evening watching the silent information television screen and I am now aware of the dangers of the following:

  • Drugs
  • Underage drinking
  • Binge drinking
  • Drinking generally
  • Not testing a smoke alarm
  • Bullying
  • Hate crime
  • Using a phone in public
  • Using an ipod in public
  • Starting fires
  • Bogus callers
  • Bogus cash machine readers
  • Anything else that is bogus
  • Flytipping

The fish and chips were eaten 5 hours later. Microwaved and slightly soggy.