I know the world would like me to supply them with profound yet humourous drawings about women bishops, civil partnerships etc etc etc but I am unfortunately unable to do so today.
The thing I can do though is direct you to advice on growing an avocado tree. Tim Samoff demonstrates that it can be done. I don’t know if it would work here though, what with the damp and everything. If any UK residents have been able to achieve this then please let us know.
Update: Sarah has proved it can be done in the UK:
It’s still going strong, having lasted two winters in a rather chilly conservatory. Thanks for reminding me to water it 😉